Posted by: steveonfilm | December 4, 2008


A 10 foot by 10 foot room. White walls. Security camera. Table. Two metal chairs.
Cammy sits, hands and feet chained to her chair.

Across from her is LANCE ANDREWS (early 50s), comb over, glasses, wonky. A few papers in front of him. ID badge clipped to the breast of his suit coat.

You’ll be extradited to France next week.

Cammy looks surprised.

Wait. What?

A representative from the French Embassy will meet with you tomorrow. They’ll go over the details of the extradition agreement.

I’m going back to France?

We prefer the term extradited.

Cammy can’t believe it. She looks around, almost laughing.

No charges?

Charges? Yes. Prison? Most defiantly. Just not here.

I dont–

Lance starts putting the papers into his briefcase.

The State Department feels they’d rather avoid the cost of keeping you chained up here sucking on the teat of the United States Federal Prison System for the rest of your life. It’s best not to dwell on it.




  1. I’m intrigued as to why Cammy doesn’t know she’s in big trouble.

    I’m also curious as to why Cammy is in this predicament….Hmmm.

  2. Cammy knows she’s in big trouble. It’s the extradition that’s throwing her off. I just thought the “sucking on the teat of the United States Federal Prison System for the rest of your life” was cute, so I posted it up.

    BTW, when are you gonna post up some new stuff on your blog?

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