Patient: You gotta help me, Doc. Every time I see a cat I sing “What’s New Pussycat?” Last night I sang “Delilah” in my dreams. It’s driving my wife crazy
Doctor: You have symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome.
Patient: That’s a new one on me. Is it common?
Doctor: It’s not unusual.
I had a long night at work. Was up until almost 4 A.M. with the software release from hell. It’s nights like last night that make me long for the life of a writer.